Today in school
In the middle of a discussion about the Holy Roman Empire:
Cool Old Lady Professor: What’s wrong? You look terrible.
Me: Well ma’am I am kinda drunk right now.
Prof: Oh. Would you like to go home?
Me: No, I can still follow along.
Prof: Ok then.
Then later in Arabic we had an oral exam and I felt pretty bad for my Arabic teacher. My breathe smelled like Maker’s Mark, Carlo Rossi, stale cigarettes and poor choices.
^^^^ I give you Nappi ladies and gentleman. ^^^^