Today in school

mjnappi:

In the middle of a discussion about the Holy Roman Empire:

Cool Old Lady Professor: What’s wrong? You look terrible.

Me: Well ma’am I am kinda drunk right now.

Prof: Oh. Would you like to go home?

Me: No, I can still follow along.

Prof: Ok then.

Then later in Arabic we had an oral exam and I felt pretty bad for my Arabic teacher. My breathe smelled like Maker’s Mark, Carlo Rossi, stale cigarettes and poor choices.

^^^^ I give you Nappi ladies and gentleman. ^^^^