Well actually I’m a huge crack dealer now but I still keep this job because I...– Men in Black (via ohthegrace)
There are all kinds of love in the world, but never the same love twice.– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via mjnappi)
You're welcome, Liver
mjnappi: If an object has a purpose inherent to it, then denying that object the means to fulfill its purpose is just wrong. If my liver exists to filter poison but I don’t imbibe that wonderful poison I am robbing Mr. Liver of his purpose in life. Every time I drink I am not punishing my liver, I am keeping him from having an existential breakdown.